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As explained by Cliff Clavin of "Cheers"..... One afternoon

Cliff was explaining the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy,

Norm. Here's how it went:

 

 

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.....A herd of buffalo can

only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd

is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back

that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the

herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the

whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the

weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can

only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive

intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But

naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells,

making a faster and more efficient machine.

 

And...so, that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

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